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17 Funny Text Messages That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You’ll Cry Like an Emoji 🤣

These text threads make us L.O.L!

Love them or hate them, cellphones sure do make it easy to stay in touch with loved ones. And we certainly take advantage: sharing our thoughts on any topic (literally ANY topic), asking questions, sending photos or simply checking in via a quick text. And all that back and forth can lead to some pretty entertaining moments. (And we’re not even talking about the LOL-inducing typos, autocorrect errors and other hilarious goofs we all make.) We’ve collected 19 of the funniest text messages we’ve ever seen, between parents and their kids, husbands and wives, gal pals, heck…even from the dog! (OK, sure, it’s a stretch of the imagination, but when you look at those big eyes, floppy ears and wagging tail, can you really tell us you’ve never wondered, What would they say if they could talk? We thought so!) Read on for the best funny messages. But be warned: These will make you laugh so hard you may drop your phone!

And for more funny memes, jokes (including our best nurse jokes and funny signs), cartoons and more, consider subscribing to our print magazine, where we feature funny jokes in every issue!

If your dog could text you…

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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Mom for the win!

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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Sigh…such a dad joke

A funny messages thread between a dad and his kid
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One-track mind

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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Nice try, though!

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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Oh well, something to tell his future therapist

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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Game. Set. Match!

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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What’s in a name?

A funny messages thread between a dad and his kid
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Behind every good man…is a smarter woman!

A funny message thread between a wife and husband
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What do they even teach kids in school these days?!

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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Is it too late to get a refund on obedience school?

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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Man’s/Woman’s best (codependent) friend!

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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Nice try!

A funny message thread between two BFFS
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Who’s the boss?

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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Is this thing working?

A funny messages thread between a mom and her kid
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Cleanup, aisle 5!

A funny messages thread between a dog and their owner
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For even more laughs, click through the links below!


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