Happy birthday, Matt LeBlanc! The actor behind one of TV's most adorable sandwich-eaters is celebrating his 50th birthday this year, and what better way to commemorate the occasion than with a countdown of Joey Tribbiani's most relatable quotes? After all, the Friends character's one-liners are truly applicable to most situations in life.
Scroll down for 13 Joey quotes that are pretty much us at all times.
(aka all of us after Thanksgiving dinner.)
No one told you life was gonna be this way? Have a beer. Your job's a joke, you're broke? Have a beer. Your love life's DOA? You get the idea.
Was Joey secretly a genius? We're not sure.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Nowadays we've replaced this with binge watching Netflix, but you get the idea.
We're only here for the free food, sorry not sorry.
Oh Joey, we love you.
Sometimes you have to hide from responsibility in a fort.
And sometimes you just gotta pee on your friends' jellyfish sting, you know?
Brownies > Bumble dates.
Never cross the invisible line!
I will eat that pint of ice cream in one sitting, and I will enjoy it thank you very much.
A motto to live by, truly.
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