Marriage Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Fall Head over Heels
Love is patient, love is kind, love is…hilarious!
Ah, wedded bliss! Marriage is wonderful: When you get married, you get a built-in dinner-and-a-movie date and a never-ending dose of unconditional love, not to mention another whole family! But marriage is nothing without a healthy dose of laughter. And when it comes to wedded bliss, there’s plenty to laugh about! So we’ve gathered our funniest marriage jokes ever. And we guarantee that no matter your relationship status — from single to married to “it’s complicated” — you will not be able to stifle your giggles.
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Now, on to our best marriage jokes:
What’s cookin’?
Marriage is all about compromise
And it all begins well before the wedding!
Every dog has his day!
A little help?
How many throw pillows is too many?
Preparation is everything
Movie night!
Ain’t that the truth?!
Sign us up!
Out of the mouths of babes!
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