28 Diet Jokes and Cartoons So Funny You’ll Laugh Off the Weight!
They say laughter burns a lot of calories!
If only it were that easy! We all could use a bit of humor in our lives — especially when it comes to dieting. As it turns out, it’s possible to find humor in between the calorie-counting, exercising and dreaming of treats! We rounded up 29 of our best diet jokes, cartoons and celebrity quotes sure to make you forget about your hunger pangs.
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Ready to laugh off the weight? Keep reading!
Step away from the plate!
Hold on to those receipts!
Mmm…pie!
The chips (and the cookies, cakes…) are stacked against us!
Go easy on yourself
A for effort?
Cheers!
Foiled!
So unfair!
Talk about a no-brainer
No sweat!
Can’t argue with that math!
Anybody have a time machine?
Cheat day!
Sounds about right
I think I can, I think I can…
Totally within the healthy range
This is sound logic!
Best-laid plans
The struggle is real
Preach!
One day, er, hour at a time
Thank God for Spanx!
Grown-ups need rewards too
Workout buddies
Woman’s best friend
Hey, it totally counts!
Portion control..or not!
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