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28 Diet Jokes and Cartoons So Funny You’ll Laugh Off the Weight!

They say laughter burns a lot of calories!

If only it were that easy! We all could use a bit of humor in our lives — especially when it comes to dieting. As it turns out, it’s possible to find humor in between the calorie-counting, exercising and dreaming of treats! We rounded up 29 of our best diet jokes, cartoons and celebrity quotes sure to make you forget about your hunger pangs.

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Ready to laugh off the weight? Keep reading!

Step away from the plate!

Diet Jokes, Step Away From The Plate
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Hold on to those receipts!

Diet Jokes, Hold on to those receipts.


Diet Jokes, Mmm...pie!
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The chips (and the cookies, cakes…) are stacked against us!

Diet jokes, The chips (and the cookies, cakes...) are stacked against us!
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Go easy on yourself

Diet jokes, go easy on yourself
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A for effort?

Diet jokes, A for effort?
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Diet jokes, cheers!
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Diet jokes, foiled!

So unfair!

Diet jokes, so unfair!

Talk about a no-brainer

Diet jokes, talk about a no brainer!

No sweat!

Diet jokes, no sweat!
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Can’t argue with that math!

Diet jokes, can't argue with that math!
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Anybody have a time machine?

Diet jokes, anybody have a time machine!
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Cheat day!

Diet jokes, cheat day
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Sounds about right

Diet jokes, sounds about right
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I think I can, I think I can…

Diet jokes, I think I can
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Totally within the healthy range

Diet jokes, totally within the healthy range
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This is sound logic!

Diet jokes, this is sound logic!
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Best-laid plans

Diet jokes, best-laid plans
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The struggle is real

Diet jokes, the struggle is real
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Diet jokes, preach!
Ken Benner

One day, er, hour at a time

Diet jokes, one day, er, one hour at a time
Jerry King

Thank God for Spanx!

Diet jokes, thank God for Spanx!
Daniel Roberts

Grown-ups need rewards too

Diet jokes, grown-ups need rewards too
Bob Vojtko

Workout buddies

Diet jokes, workout buddies
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Woman’s best friend

Diet jokes, woman's best friend
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Hey, it totally counts!

Diet jokes, hey it totally counts!

Portion control..or not!

Diet jokes, portion control...or not!
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