Being a mom is no easy feat, and it takes a healthy dose of a good sense of humor, funny quotes, and venting to your friends to make it through the week. Between laundry, dishes, cooking, and making sure everyone’s homework gets done — plus a job that actually pays you if you’re a working mom — there just doesn’t seem to be enough hours in the day sometimes. And if you don’t have a partner to share the burden (or if your partner just doesn’t share the burden that well), it gets even harder. But do you know what helps? A good chuckle. Sometimes, all you need to do is laugh.
We put together some sayings that every mom can relate to. Because every mom has been there, whether it was sneaking away to eat a bag of chips all by herself or keeping an emergency bottle of wine chilling in the fridge at all times. Being a mom is simply one of the most important jobs anybody can have. But sometimes, you just need a little stress relief. Check out the gallery below to get a good laugh at all the funny quotes that every mom can understand, just in time for Mother’s Day.
Funny Mom Quotes Cleaning
Step One: Clean the house. Step Two: Watch kids destroy it in two seconds flat. Step Three: Repeat ad nauseum.
Isn't being a mom fun?
Funny Mom Quotes Chauffeur
I'm a chauffeur. But I moonlight as a DJ, maid, chef, counselor, personal assistant...
Being a mom is having at least 20 different jobs — and getting paid for none of them.
Funny Mom Quotes Mothers Day
"You were right." The best Mother's Day present a mom can get. But sure. Breakfast in bed is good too.
Look, we're not trying to turn down some pancakes — but if we could get both, that would be the best Mother's Day ever.
Funny Mom Quotes Baths
They say it's better to give than to take... but sometimes I just want to take a bath, not give one.
Or take a moment for myself. Or take some time to read a book. Or take a bite of breakfast without having to share one.
Funny Mom Quotes Mix Ups
Some days I feel like Super Mom... and other days I pour the cat food in the cereal bowls.
Hey, a little kibble never hurt anybody, right?
Funny Mom Quotes Whining
Being a mom: When they start to whine, I open some wine.
We've all got our ways of coping when the complaining starts to be too much.
Funny Mom Quotes Teenagers
When your kids are teens, get a dog. That way at least someone is happy to see you.
Our furry friends always have big kisses for us when we walk through the door.
Funny Mom Quotes Yelling
Yelling? Who's yelling? I'm just practicing my motivational speaking.
I raise my voice so that I can inspire action.
Funny Mom Quotes Happy Hour
Happy Hour — what a mom calls the few minutes she gets to herself each day.
And most days, it's more like a happy half hour or a happy quarter hour.
Funny Mom Quotes Job Description
Scratching backs, ironing slacks, sharing snacks.
It's all in the job description when you're a mom.