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Parents Sharing the Weirdest Things Their Kids Have Said Is Hilarious

Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? Now, thanks to a new Twitter thread posted by writer Mikki Kendall, we can read what’s really_on their minds. Fair warning: It’s not all rainbows and unicorns — in fact, some kids blurt out things that are downright bizarre.

Earlier this week, Kendall posted the following question: “People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you?”

Without further ado, here are a few of the strangest responses to that thread.

1. “There’s a baby in there.”

2. “I like you the best.”

3. “He’s waving at me!”

4. “I don’t know how you do it.”

5. “Do you smell it?”

Those are just the start of what has now turned into a very, very long Twitter thread that’s definitely worth a read if you have some free time. Now, it’s your turn: What’s the craziest thing your kid’s ever said?

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