Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding is a mere four months away, so how do we get ready for the occasion? By revisiting the 2014 reality show, I Wanna Marry Harry, in which 12 women were duped into believing that they were participating in a Bachelor-style dating show with the prince. By re-watching Suits in its entirety? Or maybe by casting your eyes over this pair of commemorative Harry and Meghan dolls, designed by Etsy seller HistoryWearz to mark the special occasion?
Described by the seller as “a fun way to celebrate the upcoming wedding of the year,” the 28-inch dolls are dressed for St. George’s Chapel — Harry is in gold military regalia that’s straight out of Disney’s Cinderella and Meghan wears a traditional bridal dress. For just $182.44 (plus $57.40 for shipping) these definitely not-at-all creepy figures of the bride and groom-to-be could be the perfect addition to the royal wedding party that you’re definitely going to throw. And should you take offense to the color of Harry’s outfit (rather than, say, his impressive bowl cut), you can upgrade his cream ensemble to a tasteful powder-blue suit. Who needs a commemorative plate when you have… these?
(Photo Credit:HistoryWearz, Etsy)
We’ve tried looking away from the hypnotic gaze of these dolls, but the gravitational pull of those preternaturally huge (or, in Harry’s case, unfeasibly almond-shaped) eyes just keeps dragging us back in. All we can see is their vacant stare, their perfectly arched brows, and Harry’s luxurious crop that reminds us of Shrek’s Lord Farquaad. I’m not sure we’ll ever sleep soundly again. Cheers to the bride and groom! I’m not sure we’ll ever sleep soundly again. Cheers to the bride and groom!
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