Oh my gosh, no. Just no. When we heard what happened to the mom of Molly Robbins, we couldn’t help but laugh, cry, and nearly throw up all at once. Trust us on this: You’re going to feel exactly the same way.
Apparently, Molly’s dear mother was trying to put on false eyelashes at home. You know, those tiny fake lashes that you can buy in the drugstore cosmetics aisle? They come with a little tub of glue, which is supposed to make things relatively simple and straightforward — but come on, we all know what a lie that is. Those things are tricky!
That’s why it’s sort of easy to relate to the plight of Molly’s mom, who wasn’t wearing her glasses and just couldn’t seem to glue her lashes on correctly. Why? Well, as Molly revealed in a hilarious photo posted to her Twitter account, her mom had mistakenly picked up not a lash, but a dead fly — and yup, she was trying to glue the darn thing to her eyelid.
Text from mum – having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I'm out. pic.twitter.com/2vNpcW5l5n— Molly Robbins (@MCreativeCakes) July 29, 2017
Oh no, this poor woman! I mean, we can see how she messed this one up; both are dark in color, both are a little… hairy (ew!). But the real thing to be thankful for here is that she couldn’t get the “lash” to attach to her eye. After all, imagine if she was successful!?
We’d say we aren’t sure how we feel about this story, but actually we totally are. This just about sums it up:
Or maybe, since it involves bugs, we’re actually more like:
But nothing compares to the reaction of daughter Molly…
…whom we can’t help but applaud and thank for sharing this, um, special moment with the rest of us via social media. Nicely done!
Now if anyone needs us, we’ll be over here never buying fake eyelashes again.