12 Betty White Quotes That’ll Crack You Up

"The bottom line is, I'm blessed with good health. On top of that, I don't go around thinking 'Oh, I'm 90, I better do this or I better do that.' I'm just Betty. I'm the same Betty that I've always been. Take it or leave it."

"Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way."

"Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier."

"If it doesn't work, I've had my career. I'm not going to worry about it. I don't want to be a burden to anybody—except possibly Robert Redford."

"I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple."

"Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods."

“Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it-don't take it for granted.”

“People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'
.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board.”

“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”

“My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.'”

“You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.”

"I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise."

"I'm the luckiest broad on two feet, I'll tell you that. They say once a woman passes 40 she doesn't get any good parts, so I'm blessed."