There Are Two Types of People in This World

Different strokes for different folks: Some of us see the glass half full; others see it half empty. Some people are early risers; others are night owls. Some folks eat chocolate bunnies ears-first, while others eat them feet-first (It’s true, these people are out there!). No matter which side you relate to, chances are, there’s someone in your life — and often even in your household! — who falls on the other side. We guarantee you’ll get a chuckle out of championing your side, aka the right side! Keep scrolling for the funniest “there are 2 types of people in this world” examples.

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The perfectionist vs. the rules-are-made-to-be-broken snacker

There are two types of people: Chocolate even versus chocolate outside the perforated lines — Getty

The under-grabber vs. the over-grabber

There are two types of people: Toilet paper under versus toilet paper over — Getty

The organizer vs. the overstocker

There are two types of people: Those who have an organized refrigerator versus those who have a messy refrigerator — Getty

The dipper vs. the drizzler

There are two types of people: Those who eat fries with ketchup on the side versus those who slather the fries with ketchup — Getty

The morning person vs. the late-to-work snoozer

There are two types of people: Those who only need one alarm to wake up versus those who need several

The doggy discipliner vs. the doggy pushover

There are two types of people: Those who let the dog sleep in bed with them versus those who make the dog sleep on the floor — Getty

The Tetris player vs. the “As long as the door shuts”

There are two types of people: Organized dishwasher versus free for all — Getty

The proactive packer vs. the next-year’s-problem packer

There are two types of people: Those who store their Christmas lights neatly versus those who store them messily — Pinterest; Adobe Stock

The keeper-upper vs. the giver-upper

There are two types of people: Those who have a clean inbox and those who don't

The fitted sheet folder (aka moms) vs. the rest of us!

There are two types of people: Those who can fold a fitted sheet and those who can't — IMightBeFunny.com

The neat packer vs. the overstuffer

There are two types of people: Those who pack neatly versus those who pack their suticase to overflow — Getty

The “Gotta get my money’s worth” vs. the “Who cares?”

There are two types of people: Those who squeeze toothpaste to the last drop/from the bottom versus those who waste it/squeeze from the middle

The 1-&-done texter vs. the stream-of-consciousness texter

There are two types of people: Those who text all in one block versus those who separate their texts into several

The book-marker vs. the dog-earer

There are two types of people: Those who use bookmarks versus those who dog-ear pages

The perfect wrapper vs. the last-minute wrapper

There are two types of people: Nicely wrapped presents versus shoddily wrapped present — Fotolia; Media Bakery

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