See the Most Hilarious Stories Celebrity Parents Have Shared About Their Kids

Amy Poehler

She revealed that her two boys are a handful when they play together!

"They’re brothers and they’re boys, so they kind of play like bear cubs all day long. They just roll around and roll around. When mothers come over with daughters and we have playdates, my house is a little crazy, everyone’s running around, jumping off furniture, and they’ll bring their daughters over and the daughters will be like, ‘Should we sit in the corner and cooperate?’ And my guys would be like ‘I made chocolate soup!’ And they’ll just make, you know, dirt soup. And the girls are making like a birdhouse out of organic materials," she explained.

Ryan Reynolds

The actor recalled the time he had to tell his daughter to stop calling him "mama."

"She's saying mama. My wife doesn't realize though that she calls me mama, too. I had to literally sit her down and tell her penises don't work that way, she understands,” he said.

Drew Barrymore

Her daughter Olive threw a major tantrum when they went to Disney World — and it was for the funniest reason!

“She wanted to chase a duck. Maybe a Disney employee, maybe not. Maybe wild. But Olive was determined to catch it, and in hindsight as a parent you have these revelations like, I should’ve let her catch it, because she either would have and been satisfied, or she wouldn’t have been, and been mad at the duck and not her mom who tried to stop her from chasing the bird,” Drew said.

Dax Shepard

He revealed that his daughter's attempt to share turned quite dangerous!

“We’re all eating dinner and my mother says, ‘Guys! Guys! Guys!’ We look over — Lincoln has some rocks that she loves and carries around — and she’s throwing them in the baby bassinet to share. They’re big rocks!"

"There were no injuries, but that got our attention. Sharing is not caring, always. They say it is, but sometimes it’s almost murder,” he said.

Melissa McCarthy

The actress’s daughter is definitely a night owl!

“She sleeps at night until she gets up and doesn’t sleep. She would always come on my side [of the bed] and she just knocks on my forehead like a front door. She’s like ‘What are you doing?’ I’m like, ‘It’s 2:15 I’m trying to sleep.’ Or she’ll come in with a book and it’s like 3:20. And she’s just reading, she’s like ‘You wanna read this book?!’” Melissa said.

Kevin James

He revealed that he always struggles to get his kids to sleep. We can definitely relate!

“Even if you do get them to sleep, it’s the dismount from the bed that is the most crucial. You can undo all your hard work with a bad dismount, it’s like a human game of pickup sticks. So when you try to move your body parts from one side to the other, and I’m big, so when I roll to one side of the mattress they come tumbling into the vortex,” he said.

Tina Fey

One of her daughters got pretty angry when she realized that bath time was over!

”She got real mad that I took her out of the bath, and she looked me square in the eyes, and with two tiny little hands, choked me… And it’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you,” she said.

Bill Hader

He explained that while his daughter loves to act like a royal, she has the funniest outbursts.

"My five-year-old, she walks around like a princess, like Sofia the First... I wake up to it every morning. And my daughter, she walks around like a princess and she'll go 'Oh hello, Hannah, how are you?' and she’ll [curtsy]. And then she’s like 'I’m going to make my breakfast’ and I was like ‘Oh, good for you’ and then she walked into our pantry, and she saw we had no cereal and I just hear her [curse really loudly]. And she goes ‘Where are the fruity pebbles?!’” he recalled.

Jessica Simpson

The singer explained that she has to be extra careful about leaving technology around her kids!

“They’re better at technology than I am, not that I’m ever good at it but they take over people’s phones and somehow find the pictures not to post,” she said.

Idina Menzel

Her son made fun of her when she forgot the words to her own song!

“One day I practiced ’Let it Go’ somewhere, and I forgot the words, and I came home and I said, 'Walker, Mommy forgot the words to ”Let it go,”’ and he said, 'Did you say ”let it snow, let it snow”?’ and I was, like, 'You have no faith in me!’” she said.

Jenna Dewan Tatum

While filming on the set of one of her movies in Vancouver, she explained that her daughter basically took over her trailer.

“She’s been in there since forever. She walks into the hair and makeup trailer like she owns it. My trailer is no longer mine. It says Everly on it!” the actress said.

Garcelle Beauvais

When her son was misbehaving, she decided to be stern with him. But then he surprised her with a pretty funny comeback!

“One time Jaid was just all over the place: He wouldn’t listen, we’re trying to eat, [his brother] Jax is cracking him up. So I was really firm with him and I said, ‘You have to stop. We’re eating.’ And he looked at me and he goes, ‘Mom?’ and I go, ‘Yeah?’ He goes, ‘Was your mom mean to you, too?’” she recalled.

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